Maty’s Acid & Indigestion Relief
A woman breaks up with the acid reflux monster she’s been living with
Inside a diner, a woman sits at a booth. Across from her is an acid-reflux monster man that looks like a cross between The Blob, Howie Mandel in Little Monsters, and the bad guy from Robocop that has acid poured on him. They are about to break up.
INT. Diner - Day
Camera pushes in on Stephanie ( mid 30s) across from Acid Reflux man who is doing a newspaper crossword puzzle.
Stephanie: I know we’ve been together for a while…
Acid Man puts the paper down, takes his glasses off
Acid Reflux Monster Man: well I certainly don’t like where this is going.
Stephanie: Listen Acid Reflux. It’s over. I can’t sleep. You came up at 2 am last night!
Acid Reflux Monster Man: you had fajitas…
Stephanie: Well I’m taking Maty’s now.
Acid Reflux Monster Man: Acid and indigestion relief made up of real ingredients like ginger and apple cider vinegar? Drug-free, safe enough to take every day?
Stephanie: Yup.
The waitress approaches the table to take their order.
Stephanie: I’ll have the spicy fried chicken sandwich.
Acid Reflux Monster Man: Unreal…
Product shot of Maty’s on the diner kitchen counter next to an order ticket.